What Industry Ushered Me Into The Workforce? The...
The curse of marriage ushered me into the workforce… To be fair, it ushered me into the entire world… My parents marriage, which ultimately led to that “stork moment” because parents don’t have sex, which led to me being born is as far back as I can trace the origin of what thrusted me into a damn suit and tie. Before people procreate because babies are...
Writing a Book... Why not? Talk is Cheap, Thoughts...
Of course I thought of about writing a book, I thought of many things… Thats the beauty of thoughts you don’t have to transform into actions. It’s once thoughts become action that things get messy… I started a book, because as a failed writer whose biggest achievement is a blog, I actually have the grandiose dream of being a failed writer one day… Just like I...
In defense of my vice: My Life
My entire life is a vice, I live being addicted to being a slave of my addictions… The problem is that I view quitting as, well, quitting… I’m no quitter, once I pick up a vice I’m running with it to the grave, with some vices, that could probably be taken literally… I over-smoke, over-drink, and if I had the option I would be oversexed… Does your right hand...
The Great Outdoors
What is this “Outside” you speak of? “Planet Earth” on Blu-ray
One of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to...
I'm Too Old for This!
Too old to give a damn I often confuse too old for something with being lazy, I’m not sure if I can determine if I’m too old for anything until I get off my ass first… I do believe I’m old enough not to give a damn anymore though, like you know how some people put on their headphones to avoid the passenger next to them? Yah, I don’t even bother to do that, I just...
Telling It Like It Is
At least I’m honest about it Depends if they can whoop my ass or not… I’m an asshole with common sense
"We were both silent, each waiting for the other...
workman: metagypsy: — Kahlil Gibran, The Broken Wings (via nirvikalpa)
I'd rather be anti social and drown
Almost everything… I would rather avoid talking to people all together, but I suppose if I was drowning I could signal for help or something…
The Noose of Adulthood
Right after homework, reports and finals ceased to exist as part of my life… Well except for reports, I suppose right when I started waking up at 6AM to put on a noose, or as you all call it… A Tie…
A Cynic in Heaven →
I offer thought for food in full courses, I’ve soared into the night glow,...– Bronze Nazareth - Street Corners, Think Differently
A Rant... A Rave... Or Whatever This is →
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